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Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd love to tap that ass!
I'm
sure you've heard the expression that all men think with their dicks. Well, you want a piece of my mind?
Let's pretend that your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas.
Can I cum between the holidays?
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course,
they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
You must
play the trumpet cuz you're making me horny.
Baby, you're so fine,
I want to pour milk all over you and make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Nice
legs. What time do they open?
Let's go back to my place and do
some math. Add the bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Is
your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get!
Playing
doctor is for little kids. Let's play gynocologist.
You must be
a chicken farmer cuz you are awfully good at raising cocks.
Is
your dad a farmer? Cuz you have big melons!
Is it just YOU or
is it hot in here?
Girl, I wanna make like Winnie the Pooh and
stick my nose in your honey jar.
I'm cold. Can I use your thighs
as earmuffs?
Hey, I may not be the best looking guy here, but
I'm the only one talking to you.
Let's play ice cream cone. I'll
lick and you melt, or you lick and I'll melt.
Do you have a mirror
in your pocket? I can practically see myself in your pants.
If
I followed you home, would you keep me?
(Spills drink on girl's
shirt) Let's go home and get you out of these wet clothes.
Is
that a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd love to tap that ass!
Fuck me
if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me.
If you were an
M&M, would you rather melt in my mouth or hand? >
I desire
you like the prize at the bottom of a cracker jack box.
What's
your sign? Caution; Slippery When Wet; Dangerous Curves Ahead; or Yield?
Hey
cutie, wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess your weight.
I
think I've had a little too much to drink tonight because you're starting to look pretty good.
Looks
up at the sky at night and says, "I'd give anything to touch your anus (Uranus)."
Have
I died and gone to heaven? You look like an angel.
You are under
arrest for robbery. You stole my heart.
I'm a pickup truck. Wanna ride me?
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