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I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? (No.) Would you like some?
Do I know you from somewhere? I don't recognize you with your clothes on.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, could I meet you between
the holidays?
I love every bone in your body, especially
mine!
Is your father a thief? (No.) Then who stole the
stars and put them in
your eyes?
How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
I was about to go masturbate, but I needed a name to go with your face.
You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in!
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I'll give you the meat!
Did it hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven.
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is lookin' outta this world!
If good looks were doggie doodie, then you'd be da shitz!
Your daddy must be a drug dealer cuz you're DOPE!
Looks
at tag on girl's sweater. When asked what he's doing, says, "I wanted to know if you were really made in heaven."
You must be a lumberjack because you're giving me wood!
Do you carry magnets in your pocket, because I'm attracted to you.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
Let's
go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
My name is ______(name). That's so you know what to scream later.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go to my place and spread the word.
Wanna play army/war? I'll lay down and you blow the fuck outta me!
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