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Excuse me, but I think I just dropped something. MY JAW!!
Hello. I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
I'm
sorry. Were you talking to me? (No.) Well, then please start.
If
I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you
were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
I
only have 3 months to live...
What's your favorite position in
extramarital sex?
You must be from Pearl Harbor cuz baby, you're
DA BOMB!!
You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.
(Uses index finger to call girl over) I made you come with one
finger. >>Imagine >>what I could do with my whole hand.
Girl:
"Excuse me, do you have the time?" Guy: "Do you have the energy?"
Do
you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
Excuse
me, Miss, do you give head to strangers? (No.) Well, then allow me to introduce myself.
Help
the homeless. Take me home with you.
Hey baby, let's play house.
You be the door and I'll slam you!!
Hi. My name is Milk. I'll do
your body good.
I like your butt. Can I wear it as a hat?
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
(Motions with finger for girl to come over) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would
cum.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd you like one
more?
You're good at math, right? Is 69 a perfect square?
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Your
daddy must be a baker cuz you got a nice set of buns!
Stand back,
I'm a doctor. You go get the ambulence, I'll loosen her
clothes.
Want to taste my dick? (What?!) I said, "Do you want to taste my drink?"
Did you clean your pants with windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
Do
you know how to use a whip?
I'm a fortune teller and I could see
you on my crystal balls.
Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about
the first thing that pops up.
Hands out a phone card that says,
"Smile if you want to sleep with me,"
and watches as girl tries to
suppress a laugh.
At the office copy machine: "Reproducing, eh?
Can I help?"
Do you spit or swallow?
Nice dress. It would look nicer on the floor next to my bed.
If
I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
That
dress looks good on you, but I'd look better on you.
Fuck me if
I'm wrong, but isn't your name Jennifer?
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