To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore
truck."
"Cursor" --
What some guys do when they are mad at their
wife and/or girlfriend.
"Bit" --
A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that
watermelon seed across the porch longways."
"Digital Control" --
What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
"Packet" --
What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag
before a trip.
"Tab" --
The amount of money you owe the bartender
out of your next paycheck.
"Space bar" --
Where aliens and astronauts go when they
are thirsty.
"Backspace" --
The place in back of front seat of the car
where you keep a case of beer.
"Alt" --
Form of verb "be" like, "I alt be gone now."
"Delete" --
The lighter object like, "Don't gimmy the
heavy one, gimmy the delete one."
"My Briefcase" --
What you put all your ol' stuff in when
"she" gets mad at you.
"Shift" --
What you must do when blue lights come on.
"Disc" --
What you do before you plow, to level the
ground.
"Ram" --
1. Dodge pick up truck.
2. Da hydraulic
thing that makes da woodsplitter work.
"Rom" --
Wander: "Wher' ya goin?" "Ah dunnow. Recon
I'll jus rom round"
"Refresh" --
Mix another Jack Daniels and 7.
"Browser" --
Bowser's name when you're drunk.
"Web" --
DUH? should be obvious. What spiders make,
tickles yer butt when you gotta go while in the woods.
"Edit" --
Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover
possum belly go?" " You edit afore you passed out las nite.
"Gig" --
Frogging implement; frog gig. Used while
air boating. A bamboo, or fiberglass pole with straightened fish hooks on the business end for spearing frogs.
"Internet" --
Where her fish were when she caught em
"Buddy list" --
Names and phone numbers on the inside wall
of the public outhouse above the hole.
"Tab" --
Anceint soft drink, used to mix low calorie
drinks with white lightnin.
"Computer Chips" --
What you have when your computer takes a
dump, sorta like cow chips.
"Shift"-
What you do to get that truck to go.
"Ins" --
To Enter, as in, "Ins ya go, outs you go".
"Scanner" --
1. What you do to a good lookin' woman.
2. What you listen to the police band on.
"Log On" --
Making da wood stove hotter.
"Log Off " --
Don't add wood.
"Monitor" --
1. Keep an eye on da wood stove.
2.
What you do when you suspect your wife of cheatin.
"Megahertz" --
When a big log drops on your bare foot in
da morning.
"Floppy Disk" --
What you get from piling too much wood.
"Drive" --
Getting home during most of the winter in
Kentucky.
"Prompt" --
What you wish da mail was during the snow
season.
"Enter" --
Come on in.
"Windows" --
What you shut when it gets 10 below.
"Screen" --
What is a must during black fly season.
"Chip" --
What you munch during Wildcat's games.
"Microchip" --
What's left in da bag when da chips are
gone.
"Dot Matrix" --
Eino Matrix's wife.
"Laptop" --
Where da grandkids sit.
"Software" --
Them plastic picnic utensils, eh?.
"Mainframe" --
Da part of da sauna that holds up da roof.
"Port" --
Where da commercial fishin boats dock.
"Random Access Memory" --
Whan you can't remember how much you spent
on da new deer rifle when Wifee asks about it.
"Fonts" --
That really cool guy from the show, Happy
Days.
"Laptop" --
Where the stripper sits.
This is from Cmbees.
"ISDN" --
Acronym for comprehension as in "ISDN tat
da fuse ought to be longer nexted time".
The following are from Buyoysters.
"Backspace" --
How much more you can fit in the truck.
