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Are u wearing space pants cause u'r ass is outa
this world!
You look very becoming in that dress...if I was in that dress, I
would be cumming to
Baby, you're all that and a bag of chips.
By any chance are you Frito Lay?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flinstone,
but I can make your Bedrock!
Do you want to see something swell?
Are you from
Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see!
Hi, the voices in my
head told me to come over and talk to you.
I'd
marry your cat just to get in the family.
Pardon me, Miss, I seem
to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Want to see
my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You
make my software turn to hardware!
If you were a booger, I'd pick
you first.
Hey baby, drop that zero and get with the hero. In
other words, you better come with me.
My
name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.
Is your name Pepsi?
Cuz I've gotta have it!
Do you work for UPS? I could've sworn
you were checking out my package.
They call me "coffee."
I grind so fine.
Hey babe, can you suck start a Harley?
You must be Jamaican cuz cha makin' me crazy.
Your
legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.
Is
your name Daisy? Cuz I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
You
are just truly, absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
I
know a great way to burn off the calories of the pastry you just ate.
You
look just like my mother.
I'm feeling a little off today. Would
you like to turn me on?
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Bond. James Bond.
Can
I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the
girl
of my dreams. OR I want to call your mom and thank her.
Do you
have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
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