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Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks
his location; in a girl's destination; to increase population; for the next generation;
do
you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Are
you free tonight or will it cost me?
Here's a quarter. Call your
roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
Hi. Are
you legal?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
That shirt's very becoming on you. Then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming, too.
Hey, I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?
I've
been a bad, bad boy, so spank me!
Um...I need help with my Calculus.
Can you integrate my natural log?
Excuse me, do you have a library?
Because I would like to check you out.
You must be a parking ticket
cuz you got FINE written all over you.
Your body's VISA. It's
everywhere I want to be.
All those curves and me with no brakes!
(Grabs her ass) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
My
friend over there wants to know if you'll give ME your number.
Do
you have a license...to drive me crazy? I
f your right leg was
Halloween and your left leg was Christmas, can I eat the
Thanksgiving
dinner in the middle?
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Nice outfit. Can I talk you out of it?
Am
I a light switch? Because you have been turning me on all day!
Hey,
baby. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Excuse
me, I think you have something of mine. My heart!!
If you were
homework I would do you.
Your head is so pretty, but it would look
better if you gave it to me.
If you were a scab I would not pick
you for fear of losing you.
Are those shoulder blades or wings?
Do you think God would be angry if I married one of his angels?
I'd like to mount you like a stuffed deer.
Baby,
you're the shit and I'm the fly all over you!
My parents are out
for the night. Can you babysit me?
Pulls out car key and proceeds
to place it on girl's arm and turn it. When she asked what he's doing, replies "I'm trying to turn you on."
Excuse me, do you know what smiles, winks, and fucks like a tiger? (Smiles and winks)
(Touches girl's chest) Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was a braille name tag.
Are you hot? Well, you sure are making me sweat!
Do
you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Excuse
me, my friend over there wants to know if you think I am cute.
Hey
baby, you look young but my dick can't tell.
Somebody stole my
bed. Do you mind if I sleep in yours with you tonight?
You smell
like a jolly rancher. Why don't you unwrap yourself so I can suck on you?
Nice
shoes. Wanna fuck?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you
on the table and take what I want?
Hi. Can I stick my DISK in your
CPU?
Holds out a screw and says, "Wanna screw?"
I would send you a rose, but you can just look in the mirror and see one for yourself.
If I could do anything to the alphabet, I'd put my dick in U.
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